The city's five borough presidents met for lunch last week at Wave Hill, the 28-acre public garden and cultural center in the Riverdale section of the Bronx. And we can only imagine the heated discussions that ensued.
Which borough has the best slice of pizza, the nicest borough hall, the best looking people (sorry Staten Island!).
Actually, the borough presidents got together to discuss really boring things, like the city budget, education, health and other issues of common interest - but of little to no controversy - to their constituents.
In case you don't recognize all of them, pictured from left to right are Staten Island Borough President James Oddo, Manhattan Borough President Gale Brewer, Bronx Borough President Ruben Diaz, Brooklyn Borough President Eric Adams, and Queens Borough President Melinda Katz.