Start your day with a laugh. You need it
Are you living with a shopaholic? Plenty of them today. Does this sound familiar to you?
You get up at 6:30a.m. to go to work. Take a bus to a train to travel to your job. Before you leave the house, you say goodbye to your girlfriend or wife, and she tells you I got things to do today, I made a list.
So off to work you go.......By break time in the afternoon you call home to say hello, and that is when your girlfriend or wife tells you I am just leaving now.
? What that means guys is that you better stop and eat something before you come home.
Why because by the time she gets home it is almost 9 -9:30p.m. but they will call you to ask you if you are hungry? Really? I can pick you up a burger king or McDonalds hamburger would you like that?
Solution: Men one day when your shopping partner is out just redecorate the kitchen quickly.
This won't take long, and you may find it more peaceful to.
You buy Coupon wallpaper and slap it on the walls of your kitchen.
Buy two registers to put on your kitchen table.
Change the light fixture bulbs to 200AMP bulbs.
Invite your neighbors wives or girlfriends to stand in your kitchen twice a week and your problems are over.
This will save you from eating dinner at 9:45p.m. at night.
This will also save you 30minutes at night after she comes home and shows you every item she bought and tells you how much money she saved.
ENJOY YOUR DAY!
THE NEW YORK UNKNOWN SPOUSE!